ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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