This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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