You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
