So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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