We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
