can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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