I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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