You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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