Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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