she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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