This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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