It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I have post one night stand depression
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