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(732): View more from New Jersey

I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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(541): View more from Oregon

its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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(253): View more from Washington

I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer

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(206): View more from Washington

I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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(513): View more from Ohio

Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.

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(807): View more from Ontario

You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.

(1-807): View more from Ontario

I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!

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