I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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