they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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