chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sorry about my life...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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