WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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