we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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