: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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