I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
