Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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