is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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