What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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