on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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