so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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