how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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