think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My ATM looks so different sober.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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