i would punch a child for taco bell
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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