is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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