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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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