Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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