your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm at about main and main street
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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