..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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