the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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