9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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