im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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