Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I would ride that face into the sunset
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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