OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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