you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So here I am, sexting at work.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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