Christians are straight up FREAKS
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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