Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
apparently the secret to your success is patron
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
