On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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