Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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