Your mouth is God's brothel.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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