We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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