so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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