Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
