cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Even my vagina gasped.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
