i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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