Sponge bath it is.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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