I want to make a zoo with you.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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