We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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