Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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