Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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