Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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