My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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